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Yo, I'm Liam and I'm a 16 year old dude from Charlottesville VA. I enjoy the finer things in life such as offensive music and fart jokes.

swagmage420:

cristalconnors:

"Su-sein…McSweeney…he say…"

Defining moment of this gen 2k10


My Personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious. 
  • I’m sarcastic. 
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends. 
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My Appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
  • I wear makeup.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing 
  • I have small feet

My Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’.
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.

My Friendships:

  • I have a best friend.
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.

My Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.

Music:

  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock.
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CDs.

Television:

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Law & Order: SVU.

Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.

Hair:

  • I’ve had  brown hair
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde.
  • I’ve had black.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve had colorful highlights.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.

School:

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class
  • A teacher has called my parents. 

nisuyaka:

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In a perfect world….

                                  memes like me would not exist

                                                                                   but this is not a

                         perfect                             world


thecandlegoat:

Type O Negative - Love You To Death

Black lipstick stains on her glass of red wine

I am your servant, may I light your cigarette?


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hat hair game pretty strong tonight

hat hair game pretty strong tonight


ghost-royalty:

Reminder to everyone that it’s cooling down and winter is on it’s way, which means people with seasonal depression / SAD associated with cold and winter are going to start showing symptoms. Remember to support your friends instead of shrugging it off as something that “happens every year”


triforce-of-stupid:

I just 3D printed an entire cabinet science is amazing

triforce-of-stupid:

I just 3D printed an entire cabinet science is amazing


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liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

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my entire life


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