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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video


1. state your name:  Sarah
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Benjamin if I was born a dude.
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My mom, also my grandfather on my mom’s side
4. what was your first job? Pool concession worker

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? Nahhh
6. do you miss your ex?  Nahhhh not anymore at all
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white chocolate fo sho

8. do people praise you for your looks? yeah actually, but it’s a different kind of attractive I guess?
9. what is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? Black of course
10. how do you wear your makeup? 
I rarely wear anything
11. what are some of your nicknames? i’ve got one friend who calls me syrup but other than that none 
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 4
13. how many bathrooms? 3.5
15. do you have a car? Yep
16. do you work out every week? yeah, multiple times a weak actually
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yaa
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Literally every single person I have kissed (meaningfully, that is)
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes and I fucking love it

20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear?  I go full out and wear bikinis I don’t even care man
21. do you like your eyes? yeh they’re aight

22. do you think you are pretty? I guess
23. who was the last person you talked to in person?  my mom & her boyfriend
24. how much money in your bank account? er 150 total MAYBE
26. do you want kids?  maybe
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: just black with some under armor logo. it’s hella ugly but nothing else was big enough to fit all my shit
28. what celebrity do you think is hot?  actually not a ton of celebs. 
29. last movie you saw in theatres:  Rio 2 lol
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? nahhh
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? nahhh
32. have you ever cheated? nahhh
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? nope
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? I play a lot of music.
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? hm. well my friend just made me her wcw and it was really sweet :3
36: who was the last person you texted?  my friend Anastasia
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? hm. 6? 
38: how do you look right now? not bad I guess. I mean, I’ve got the clothing style of Dean Winchester, i’m really androgynous, and my hair is light blue.
39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?  nobody lol.


clamjob:

i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are


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